No, no. I think you’re mistaken. He wouldn’t even let me kiss you.
In love with me? How cute and adorable. I wish I could feel the same way about someone so cute, but my darling and loving boyfriend is even cuter. If that’s even possible. Because you’re very cute.
Your new name is ‘Cutie’.
You mean your hot and sexy moves, handsome.
Not even a little teeny tiny kiss? Maybe we could share you. Make a Kurt sandwich?
Cutie? I think I could live with that if you’re calling me Cutie.
Yes, yes, hot and sexy moves.
I’m a taken man, Blaine Anderson. My boyfriend wouldn’t appreciate you flirting with me.
Way to broadcast our sex life, Sugar Lips ;)
And the fact that we had sex like bunnies all day. Excluding the couple of hours that we napped.
I know your boyfriend, he wouldn’t mind if it was me. He thinks that I’d be really good to you. He thinks that quite possibly I am in love with you.
I guess I didn’t mean to do that. I don’t think I’m too good at this hitting on people thing. I’ll stick to my sweet moves in the bedroom.
Good answer, handsome.
Very smooth. Are you hitting on me? ;)
No, I’m flirting with you. If I were hitting on you, I’d tell you how hot your ass looks in those briefs you were wearing this morning. Well, until I took them off. That was even better.
Rob Lowe was on the screen.
You’re better than Rob Lowe. Your more cuddly and interesting than Rob Lowe.
You slept through most of Parks and Rec!
It’s unforgivable, cutie.
You’re just so comfortable and warm. How could I stay awake when you’re the perfect pillow/cuddle buddy?
Lazy Sundays with my cutie. We’ve gone through half of our Netflix queue.
Or, napped through most of it.
We’re going to have to rewatch all of those. I don’t want to miss anything.
How flattering. You don’t mind sharing Zayn.
It is for the greater good, my love.
That’s very noble of you, but I wouldn’t want you to leave New York if you built connections there.
I also wouldn’t want to break up with you in the first place.
Don’t think about it as if it were your fault. It’s not like that, I guess.
But I like knowing that you won’t break up with me.
Does your fantasy include me?
Or is this a fantasy featuring two members of One Direction?
I was thinking you and one select member of One Direction. Zayn definitely. Since we can both agree that he wants us.